got the drop on SYSTEM F

You've got the drop on me THIS time SYSTEM F, but you just better
HOPE that I don't get you .... you'd better sleep with that thing under
your pillow or whatever you sleep with. I'm gonna get you F, sooner
or later, I'm gonna get you.
Carrot Nose was bluffing.

today was jack springtons birthday

... and his wish fairy had just arrived, in stripey curly paraphernalia.

remember, lefty ladies, righty fellas

Just remember that simple not-rhyhyme and everything will be fine.Kevin, master of all that he rides. Controller of beasts, animate and
inanimate. That's 'an i muht' and 'in an i muht'.
In this case, woolen Brendan was IN of the an i muht, but with the help
of Amanda, Keith, Lavicious and the Colonel he managed just fine.
Just fine.

he thought he was dapper

... did our Mr. Julian.
He sort of was, but at the same time seemed scary.
For what Mr. Julian was oblivious to was the apparitious quality of his hat.It seemed to mothers and fathers and carers and such, that their
children in tow were afraid of his dapper hat. Some simply thought
that Julian was a bit creepy and that's what the wee'n's were against.
What lay behind the children's eyes was the truth.
They were the only folk, young as they were, to be able to see the
upside spectral loitering as it happened.
This was hardly noticed by Mr. Julian, overly proud of his dapprism and
as he would say himself ....
'I's never did like brats any up road, and no mistake ses I'.
Ses you indeed Mr. Julian, ses you 'in of the a deed'.

moving house ... hold please ...

... and in that moment

a little wave of flutter fluttered over her, she felt the excitement that
only a lover feels .... and as his soft rubbery hands reached up and
caressed her equally rubbery cheeks -squeaking like balloons-
She knew it was true rove.

fatty goes up in the world.

yay fatty.

a rambling he will go ...

Hillsey McKensey, amateur rambler.

Siblings in the Swimwater family unit.

Stacy and Martin were her children from her first marriage.Dolphinia was her child with her new husband, Martin Swimwater.
She called her 'the little bottlenose of her eye'. She wasn't great
with nicknames.
Martin Swimwater, the first person to denounce Harold Lloyd.
Founder of the first oceanographic institute of dolphin harmonics
and flipper therapy, Tampa Bay; America.
Anyway, Stacy, the younger brother but now the dreaded
'middle child' would often tease Dolphinia. One time he stuffed her
blow hole with raw banana, because he 'wanted to see if it bubbled up'.
It wasn't until Dolphinia was bullied by some children at school that
Stacy came to defend his sister.
Dolphinia, as it turned out, had learned to shoot whole bananas out
of said hole, a formidable skill indeed. She was suspended for fumping
one of the other kids in the feckin eye with a fairly unripened banana.

the second case of things being ....

BANG OUT OF ORDER.Eat-a-heaps says it's not on.
He's right, it's just NOT on.